Fast car


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A fellow bought a new Mercedes & was out on an interstate
for a nice evening drive. The top was down, the breeze was blowing
through his hair & he decided to open her up. As the needle
jumped up to 80mph he suddenly saw a flashing red and blue
light behind him.

"There ain't no way they can catch a Mercedes," he thought to
himself and opened her up further. The needle hit 90, 100 110
and finally 120 with the lights still behind him. "What in hell
am I doing?" he thought and pulled over.

The cop came up to him, took his license without a word and
examined it and the car. "I've had a tough shift and this is
my last pull over. I don't feel like more paperwork so if you can
give me an excuse for your driving that I haven't heard before
you can go!"

"Last week my wife ran off with a cop," the man said, " and
I was afraid you were trying to give her back!"

"Have a nice night", said the officer





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