Kickin' Chicken

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The little boy came down to breakfast. Since they lived on a farm, his
mother asked if he had done his chores. "Not yet" said the little
boy. His mother tells him he can't have any breakfast until he does
his chores.

He goes to feed the chickens and he kicks the chicken. He goes to feed
the cows and kicks the cow. He goes to feed the pigs and kicks the

He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry

"How come I don't get any eggs and bacon? Why don't I have any milk in
my cereal?" he asks.

"Well," his mother says, "I saw you kick the chickens, so you don't
get any eggs. I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon. I
also saw you kick the cow, so you aren't getting any milk."

His father comes down for breakfast, and he kicks the cat as he's
walking into the kitchen.

The little boy looks up at his mother and says "Are you going to tell
him, or should I?"

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