Checking Account


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A crusty old man walks into a bank and says to the teller at the
window, "I want to open a goddamn checking account."

The astonished woman replies, "I beg your pardon, sir. I must have
misunderstood you. What did you say?"

"Clean out your fuckin' ears, dammit. I said I want to open a goddamn
checking account, now!", he repeats.

"Sir, I do not have to put up with that kind of language", the teller
responds before leaving the window and going over to the bank manager
to inform him of her situation.

The manager agrees that the teller does not have to listen to foul
language. They both return to the window and the manager asks the old
geezer, "Sir, what seems to be the problem here?"

"There is no damn problem," the man says. "I just won 50 million bucks
in the fuckin' lottery and I want to open a goddamn checking account
in this mother-fuckin' bank, okay?"

"I see", says the manager, "and this bitch is giving you a hard time?





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