Home Improvements


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Jane entered the kitchen one morning, reached to turn
on the light, and it didn't work. After replacing the
bulb, still no light. When John, her husband, came
home, she said, "Honey, the light switch is broken.
Could you fix it for me please?". To which John replied
while displaying proudly the front of his T-shirt, "Do
you see 'Electrician' written on the front of this shirt?"
Jane said nothing.

The next day John came home and Jane said, "Honey, the
cabinet door fell off today. Could you put it back
on for me please?" To which John, of course, replied,
"Do you see 'Carpenter' written anywhere on the front
of this shirt?"

The next day John came home and Jane said, "Honey, the
water pipe under the sink is leaking. Could you fix
it for me please?" "Right!", John replied, "Do you
see 'plumber' written anywhere on the front of this
shirt?"

The next day John came home and the light switch was
working, the cabinet door had been replaced, and the
pipe wasn't leaking. John said, "I see you found some
good repairmen". To which Jane replied, "No, I just
called the neighbor next door." John asked, "Oh really?
And how much did he charge?" Jane laughed and said,
"He didn't charge anything. He said I could just bake
him some 'goodies' or we could trade it out in sex."
To which, of course, John asked, "Well, what kind of
'goodies' did you bake for him?" And Jane said proudly
while displaying the front of her shirt, "Honey, do
you see Betty Crocker written on here anywhere?"





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