Sex Freak


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This married couple was on holiday in Pakistan. They were touring around
the marketplace looking at the goods and such, when they passed this
accent say, "You, foreigners! Come in. Come into my humble shop." So the
married couple walked in. The Pakistani man said to them, "I have some
special sandals I think you'd be interested in. They make you wild at
sex like a great desert camel." Well, the wife was really interested in
buying the sandals after what the man had claimed, but her husband felt
he really didn't need them, being the sex god he was. The husband asked
the man, "How could sandals make you into a sex freak?" The Pakistani
man replied, "Just try them on." Well, the husband, after much badgering
from his wife, finally conceded to try them on. As soon as he slipped
them onto his feet, he got this wild look in his eyes; something his
wife hadn't seen in many years --- raw sexual power. In a blink of an
eye, the husband rushed the Pakistani man, threw him on a table and
started tearing at the guy's pants. All the time the Pakistani man was
screaming, "YOU HAVE THEM ON THE WRONG FEET!".





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