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Little girl asked her Mom, "Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around
the block?" Mom says, "No, because the dog is on heat." "What's that
mean?" asked the child. "Go ask your Father. I think he's in the
garage". Little girl goes to the garage and says, "Dad, can I take Susie
for a walk around the block? I asked Mom but she said the dog was on
heat and that I should ask you". Dad said, "Bring Susie over here". He
took a rag, soaked it with gasoline, and scrubbed the dog's rear with it
and said, "Ok, you can go now but keep Susie on the leash and only go
one time around the block". Little girl left and returned a few minutes
later with no dog on the leash. Dad said, "Where's Susie?" Little girl
said, "Susie ran out of gas about halfway down the block and there's
another dog pushing her home".

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