Two for One


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One day a man was waking along the beach when he tripped over
a lamp. He turned around and kicked the lamp out of anger. A few
seconds later, a genie popped out of the lamp, but the genie was
angry that the man had kicked his lamp.

Reluctantly, the genie said, "Even though you kicked me, I still
have to give you three wishes. However because of what you did,
I will also give twice what you wish for to the person you hate the
most: your boss."

So the man agreed and made his first wish. "I want lots of
money", he said. Instantly 22 million dollars appear in the man's
bank account and 44 million appeared in his boss' account.

For his second wish, the man wished for a couple of sports cars.
Instantly a Lambergini, Ferrari and a Porsche appeared, but at the
same time outside his boss' house appeared two of each car.

Finally the genie said, "This is your last wish, you should choose
carefully", and so the man replied, "I've always wanted to donate
a kidney."





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