Bar Fly


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This lady walks into a bar and sees this really cute guy sitting at the
counter. She goes over and asks him what he is drinking. He says, "Magic
Beer." She thinks he's a little crazy, so she walks around the bar. After
realizing that there is no one else worth talking to, she goes back to the
man sitting at the bar. She says, "That isn't really Magic Beer, is it?"
He says, "Yes. I'll show you." So, he takes a drink of the beer, jumps out
the window, flies around the building 3 times, and comes back into the
window. She can't believe it. She says to him, "I bet you can't do that
again." So, he takes another drink of the beer, jumps out the window,
flies around the building 3 times, and comes back in the window. She is
amazed. She says that she wants a Magic Beer. So the guy says to the
bartender, "Give her one of what I'm having." She gets her drink, takes a
drink of the beer, jumps out the window, plummets 30 stories, breaks every
bone in her body and dies. The bartender looks up at the guy and says,
"Superman, you're a real asshole when you're drunk."





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