Big Tex


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There once was a blind man who decided to visit Texas. When
he arrived on the plane, he felt the seats and said, "Wow, these
seats are big!" The person next to him answered, "Everything is
big in Texas."

When he finally arrived in Texas, he decided to visit a restaurant.
Upon arriving...., he ordered a drink and got a mug
placed between his hands. He exclaimed, "Wow these mugs
are big!" The bartender replied, "Everything is big in Texas."

After a couple of drinks, the blind man asked the bartender
where the bathroom was located. The bartender replied,
"Second door to the right." The blind man headed for the
bathroom, but accidentally tripped over and skipped the second
door. Instead, he entered the third door, which lead to the
swimming pool and fell into the pool by accident.

Scared to death, the blind man started shouting, "Don't flush,
don't flush!"





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