Maine Veterinarian

Dr. Cutter is the local Veterinarian, known for his wry humor. He surpassed
himself one summer day when a city dog was brought to him after an encounter
with a porcupine.

After almost an hour of prying, pulling, cutting and stitching, he returned
the dog to its owner, who asked what she owed.

"Fifty dollars, Ma'am," he answered.

"Why that's simply outrageous!" she stormed. "That's what's wrong with you
Maine people, you're always trying to over charge summer visitors. Whatever
do you do in the winter, when we're not being gypped here?"

"Raise porcupines, Ma'am."

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