The Educated Parrot

This guy goes to a pet shop to buy a parrot. There he sees a parrot
with a red string tied to its left leg and a green string tied to
it's right leg. He asks the owner the significance of the strings.

"Well, this is a highly trained parrot. If you pull the red string
he speaks French; if you pull the green string he speaks German,"
replies the shop keeper.

"And what happens if I pull both the strings?" our curious shopper
inquires.

"I fall off my perch you fool!!" screeches the parrot.

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