Having Fun WhileTaking A Driving Test


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Having Fun, While Taking A Driving Test

1. Turn the radio on. When the tester goes to turn it off slap
his/her hand.

2. Rev the car really high, turn to the tester, and say with an evil
look, "Buckle up!"

3. Knock over every cone while doing maneuverability. In the middle of
it, get out and check to see if you have hit every one.

4. Come dressed in a suit. Before the examiner gets in the car, ask
him/her to put a piece of plastic wrap down so he doesn't dirty the
seat.

5. When the examiner tells you to stop, step on the gas. Tell
him/her that you thought it was the brake.

6. When the examiner tells you to stop, pop the hood clutch and say
"Oops."

7. Get in the car, look down at the pedals, and say, "Now which one is
the gas again?"

8. After the examiner gets in the car, pop the hood, and get out and
check the oil.

9. Fill your car with beer bottles.

10. The whole time driving, talk about how Aunt Gertrude smells like
mothballs.

11. Tell the registar that you are taking the remedial test.

12. In the middle of driving, put your arm around the examiner.

13. Swear at everybody on the road.

14. When you stop at a light, start revving the engine while looking
back and forth between the person next to you and the light.

15. Beep your horn at everything.

16. Break off your rear-view mirror and then ask the examiner to
hold it up.

Warning: If you wish to pass the test, refrain from doing more than
two of these, and be sure to grin widely at the end.





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