Before and After You Fall In Love

Before - You take my breath away
After - I feel like I'm suffocating

Before - Twice a night
After - Twice a month

Before - She says she loves the way I take control of a situation
After - She called me a controlling, manipulative, egomaniac

Before - Lucy and Ricky
After - Fred and Ethyl

Before - Saturday Night Fever
After - Monday Night Football

Before - Don't stop
After - Don't start

Before - Is that all your having?
After - Maybe you should have just a salad, honey

Before - Its like I'm living In a dream
After - Its like he lives In a dorm

Before - $60/doz.
After - $1.50/stem

Before - Turbo charged
After - Jump start

Before - We agree on everything
After - Doesn't she have a mind of her own?

Before - Victoria Secret
After - Fruit of the Loom

Before - Charming and Noble
After - Chernobyl

Before - Feathers and handcuffs
After - Ball and chain

Before - Idol
After - Idle

Before - I love a woman with curves
After - I never said you were fat

Before - He's completely lost without me
After - Why won't he ever ask for directions?

Before - Time stood still
After - This relationship Is going nowhere

Before - Croissant and cappuccino
After - Bagel and instant

Before - You look so seductive In black
After - Your clothes are so depressing

Before - Oysters
After - Fishsticks

Before - I can hardly believe we found each other
After - I can't believe I ended up with someone like you

Before - Passion
After - Ration

Before - Once upon a time
After - The end

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