Airplane humor


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Pilot: November 123 on a very short final, understand I'm cleared
to land ?
Tower: Oh, who's talking ?
Pilot: Me
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Radar: Flight 1234, for noise abatement turn right 45 degrees
Pilot: Roger, but we are at 35.000 feet, how much noise can we
make up here ?
Radar: Sir, have you ever heard the noise a 707 makes when it hits
a 727 ?
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Radar: CRX 500, are you on a course to SUL ?
Pilot: More or less
Radar: So proceed a little bit more to SUL
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Tower: N2234, are you a Cessna ?
Pilot: No, I'm a male hispanic
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Pilot: ... request heading 110 to avoid"
Radar: Ro avoid what ?
Pilot: To avoid delay
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Pilot: Radar, this is Cessna 4675
Radar: Cessna 4675, go ahead
Pilot: Radar, I dont seem to be making much progress here.
How is my groundspeed ?
Radar: Well, all depends. If you are a hang glider, you are
doing very well.
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Captain: (after landing a bit rough)
Ladies and Gentlemen, it's happy hour. You just received two
landings for the price of one.





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