Return of Elvis


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Father O'Mally has been preaching at his church in Ireland
for so long, that he decides to take a vacation. He has
never been married and he is curious as to what an American
endures in everyday life. So, he decides to go to the States
before it is too late. He hops on the plane bound for Nevada.
He arrives in the Airport in Las Vegas.

As he is exiting the plane, someone in the airport runs up
to him and exclaims, "Elvis! Oh my God! It's Elvis! I knew
you weren't dead Elvis! How have you been?" Father looks at
her and says, "Get outta me face. Can't you see I'm not
Elvis? I don't look a thing like Elvis."

The father moves on to his cab waiting outside. He hops in
his cab and he's a little upset so he tells the cabby, "Take
me to my hotel and step on it." The cabby turns and says,
"Sure thing sir - Oh my God! It's Elvis! I knew you weren't
dead! I'm your number one fan! It's so great to see you!"
"Shut up, you imbecile. I'm not Elvis! Now turn around and
drive!"

So, the cabby speeds up to the hotel. Father O'Malley gets
his things and walks up to the hotel check-in counter. "Oh my
God! Oh my God! It's you!" screams the hotel clerk. "You're
back Elvis! I knew this day would happen. We saved everything
just the way you like it! Free cheeseburgers, peanut butter
and banana fried sandwiches, masseurs, complementary hookers
and a full liquor bar! I'm so glad you're back!"

Father O'Malley looks at the hotel clerk and says,
"Thank you... Thank you very much!"





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