It's Showtime


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The Grade 1 concert is fast approaching and Johhny has still not decided
what he will do. Little Mary is going to do a piano solo, Timmy will
recite a poem, but Johnny can't come up with anything. Finally, his
frustrated teacher is relieved when he tells her he has worked out his
act.


Come the night of the concert, all the proud parents fill the hall and
watch as Mary, in her prettiest dress, tinkles the ivories to rapturous
applause...


Then Timmy steps out in his best suit and recites his poems to the
delight of the audience.

Finally, out comes Johhny, in check shirt, and denim overalls.

He steps up to the microphone and says...

"Ladies and Gentlemen. My uncle owns a farm and every holiday I visit him
there. Tonight, I would like to share with you my impression of some of
the many sounds I hear on my unlce's farm. Here is the first....'JOHHNY!
GET OFF THAT FUCKING TRACTOR!'"





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