Acting Like A BIG Kid

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The kindergartners were now in first grade. Their teacher
wanted them to be more grown up since they were no longer
in kindergarten.

She told them to use grown up words instead of baby words.
She then asked them to tell her what they did during the

The first little one said he went to see his Nana.

The teacher said, "No, no, you went to see your
Grandmother. Use the grown up word."

The next little one said she went for a trip on a

The teacher again said, "No, no, you went on a trip on a
train. That's the grown up word."

Then the teacher asked the third little one what he did
during the summer.

He proudly stated that he read a book. The teacher asked
what book he had read. He puffed out his chest and in a
very adult way replied, "Winnie the Shit."

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