Climbing the Ladder to Success


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A man was walking along the street when he saw a ladder
going into the clouds. As any of us would do, he climbed
the ladder. He reached a cloud, upon which was sat
a rather plump and very ugly woman. "Screw me or climb
the ladder to success" she said.

No contest, thought the man, so he climbed the ladder
to the next cloud. On this cloud was a slightly thinner
woman, who was slightly easier on the eye. "Screw me
hard or climb the ladder to success" she said. "Well",
thought the man, "might as well carry on.

On the next cloud was an even more attractive lady who,
this time, was quite attractive. "Screw me now or climb
the ladder to success" she uttered.

As he turned her down and went on up the ladder, the
man thought to himself that this was getting better
the further he went.

On the next cloud was an absolute beauty. Slim, attractive,
the lot. "Fuck me or climb the ladder to success" she
flirted.

Unable to imagine what could be waiting, and being a
gambling man, he decided to climb again.

When he reached the next cloud, there was a 400 pound
ugly man, arm pit hair showing, flies buzzing around
his head.

"Who are you?" the man asked.

"Hello" said the ugly fat man said, "my name's Cess!"







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