Klingon Programmers

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Top 10 things likely to be overheard if you
had a Klingon on your software development team:

10) "This code is a piece of crap! You
have no honor!"

9) "A TRUE Klingon warrior does not comment
his code!"

8) "By filing this bug you have questioned
my family honor. Prepare to die!"

7) "You question the worthiness of my Code?!
I should kill you where you stand!"

6) "Our competitors are without honor!"

5) "Specs are for the weak and timid!"

4) "This machine is a piece of GAGH! I need dual
Pentium processors if I am to do battle with
this code!"

3) "Perhaps it IS a good day to Die! I say
we ship it!"

2) "My program has just dumped Stova Core!"

1) "Behold, the keyboard of Kalis! The greatest
Klingon code warrior that ever lived!"

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