Bicyclist


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A man decided that he was going to ride a 10 speed bike from Phoenix
to Flagstaff. He got as far as Black Canyon City before the
mountains just became too much and he could go no farther.

He stuck his thumb out but after 3 hours, hadn't gotten a single
person to stop. Finally a guy in a Corvette pulled over and offered
him a ride. Of course, the bike wouldn't fit in the car. The owner
of the Corvette found a piece of rope lying by the highway and tied
it to his bumper. He tied the other end to the bike and told the man
that if he got to going to fast, to honk the horn on his bike and
that he would slow down.

Everything went fine for the first 30 miles. Suddenly, another
Corvette blew past them. Not to be outdone, the Corvette pulling the
bike took off after the other. A short distance down the road, the
Corvettes, both going well over 120 mph, blew through a speed trap.
The police officer noted the speeds from his radar gun and radioed to
the other officer that he had 2 Corvettes headed his way at over 120
mph. He then relayed, "and your not going to believe this, but
there's guy on a 10 speed bike honking to pass".





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