Painting the kitchen


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It was a hot and humid July afternoon, when I decided to visit my girl
friend, Susie. Susie may be blonde and beautiful, but sometimes she is, shall
we say, lacking in other areas. Well Susie had decided her kitchen needed
repainting, and instead of hiring a professional, decided to do it herself. I
thought she might appreciate a break and brought over some cold beer and some
sandwiches. When I arrived, I found Susie working hard painting the kitchen
walls. But instead of wearing old clothes, she was wearing her fur coat and
her ski parka. I asked her why she was dressed that way on such a hot day.
She brought me the paint bucket and told me to read the instructions. I did.
It said,

. . . "For best results, put on two coats."





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