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Q. What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?
A. Slow down and use a lubricant.

Q. What's six inches long, two inches wide, and drives women wild?
A. Money

Q. What's the difference between your wife and your job?
A. After five years your job will still suck.

Q: What's the definition of a male chauvinist pig?
A: A man who hates every bone in a woman's body, except his own.

Q: Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than
improving their minds?
A: Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.

Q. How can you spot the blind guy at the nudist colony?
A. It's not hard.

Q. Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?
A. The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a
dozen donuts.

Q: Who is the most popular girl at the nudist colony?
A. She is the one who can eat the last donut!

Q: What's the difference between a pick pocket and a
peeping Tom at a nudist colony?
A: A pick pocket snatches watches.

Q: Why do blondes like tilt steering?
A: More head room.

Q: What do a dildo and soy beans have in common?
A: They are both used as substitute meat.

Q: What's the difference between a blimp and 365 blow jobs?
A: One is a Goodyear, and the other is a great year!

Q: What do old women have between their breasts that young
women don't?
A: A bellybutton!

Q: Why do the men in Scotland wear kilts?
A: Because the sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.

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