Nickel and Dime


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There's a little fellow named Junior who hangs out at Tim Alley's
Grocery Store. The owner Tim doesn't know what Junior's problem is,
but the boys like to tease him. They say he is two bricks shy of a
load, or two pickles shy of a barrel. To prove it, sometimes they
offer Junior his choice between a nickel and a dime. He always
takes the nickel, they say, because it's bigger. One day after
Junior grabbed the nickel, Tim got him off to one side and said,
"Junior, those boys are making fun of you. They think you don't know
the dime is worth more than the nickel. Are you grabbing the nickel
because it's bigger, or what?" Junior said, "Well, if I took the
dime, they'd quit doing it!"






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