Pigs and the Farmer
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A farmer was worried that none of his pigs were getting
pregnant. He called a vet and asked what he should
do if he wanted more pigs. The vet told him he should
try artificial insemination. The farmer, not wanting
to appear stupid, answered okay and hung up the phone.
Unclear on what the vet meant by artificial insemination,
the farmer decided it must mean he had to impregnate
the pigs himself, so he loaded all the pigs in his pickup,
drove down to the woods, and shagged them all.
The next day he called the vet again, and asked how
he would know if the pigs were pregnant. The vet told
him they would be lying down rolling in the mud, but
when he looked not even one was lying down. So he loaded
them up in his pickup again, drove them to the woods,
and shagged them all again.
To his dismay they were all standing the next morning.
So, again he loads the pigs in his truck, drives them
to the woods and shags them for the third time.
By the next morning the farmer is beat, so he asks his
wife to hop out of bed and look out the window to see
what the pigs are doing. She says, "Hmmm - that's weird,
they are all in the truck and one of them is blowing