Execution


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Three women are about to be executed. One's a brunette, one's a
redhead and one's a blonde.

The guard brings the brunette forward and the executioner asks if she
has any last requests. She says no and the executioner shouts, "Ready!
... Aim! ..."

Suddenly the brunette yells, "EARTHQUAKE!" Everyone is startled and
looks around as the brunette escapes.

The guard brings the redhead forward and the executioner asks if she
has any last requests. She say no and the executioner shouts, "Ready!
... Aim! ..."

Suddenly the redhead yells, "TORNADO!" Once again, everyone is
startled and looks around, while the redhead silently slips away.

By now the blonde has it all figured out, and the guard brings her
forward. The executioner asks if she has any last requests, she says
no and the executioner shouts, "Ready! ... Aim! ..." and the blonde
yells, "FIRE!"





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