Women's Advice to Men

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The reason why our bras don't always match our underwear is
because WE actually change our underwear.

The next time you and your buddies joke about armed women in
combat, take a poll to see which of you successfully aim at
the toilet rim.

If we're watching football with you--it's not bonding--it's the butts.

If the truth hurts, ask us those ego-sensitive questions on your

Whenever possible, please try to say whatever you have to
say after the movie.

Don't fret if you find out that the milkman delivers more
than once a day.

Please don't drive when you're not driving.

Lay off the beans several hours before bedtime.

Our bedtime headaches are inversely proportional to the
number of baths you take.

If you were really looking for an honest answer, you
wouldn't ask in bed.

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