After Work Cocktail

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A man was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail
when an exceptionally gorgeous & sexy young woman entered.
She was so striking that the man could not take his
eyes away from her. The young woman noticed his overly
attentive stare & walked directly towards him. Before
he could offer his apologies for being so rude, the
young woman said to him, "I'll do anything, absolutely
anything, that you want me to do, no matter how kinky,
for $100 on one condition." Flabbergasted, the man asked
what the condition was. The young woman replied, "You
have to tell me what you want me to do in just three
words." The man considered her proposition for a moment,
withdrew his wallet from his pocket & slowly counted
out five $20 bills, which he pressed into the young
woman's hand. He looked into her eyes & slowly, meaningfully
said, "Paint my house."

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