Beers after Work

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A man was approached by a co-worker at lunch who invited
him out for a few beers after work. The man said that
his wife would never go for it, that she doesn't allow
him to go drinking with the guys after work. The co-
worker suggested a way to overcome that problem, "When
you get home tonight, sneak into the house, slide down
under the sheets, gently pull down your wife's panties,
and give her oral sex. Women love it, and believe me,
she'll never mention that you were out late with the
boys." So the man agreed to try it, and went out and
enjoyed himself. Late that night, he sneaked into the
house, slid down under the sheets, gently slid down
his wife's panties, and gave her oral sex. She moaned
and groaned with pleasure, but after a little while,
he realized he had to take a leak, so he told her he'd
be right back. He got out of bed and walked down the
hall to the bathroom. When he opened the door and went
in, he was very surprised to see his wife sitting on
the toilet. "How did you get in here?" he asked. "Shhhhh!!!"
she replied, "you'll wake-up my mother!"

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