Marriage counceling


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After just a few years of marriage, filled with constant
arguments, a young man and his wife decided the only way to
save their marriage was to try counseling. They had been at
each other's throat for some time and felt that this was
their last straw. When they arrived at the counselor's
office, the counselor jumped right in and opened the floor
for discussion.

"What seems to be the problem?" Immediately, the husband
held his long face down without anything to say. On the
other hand, the wife began talking 90 miles an hour
describing all the wrongs within their marriage.

After 5 - - 10 - - 15 minutes of listening to the wife,
the counselor went over to her, picked her up by her
shoulders, kissed her passionately for several minutes,
and sat her back down. Afterwards, the wife sat there
speechless.

He looked over at the husband who was staring in disbelief
at what had happened. The counselor spoke to the husband,
"Your wife NEEDS that at least twice a week!"

The husband scratched his head and replied,
"I can have her here on Tuesdays and Thursdays."






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