Ground rules

Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and
after the wedding, laid down the following rules: "I'll be home
when I want, if I want and at what time I want - and I don't
expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on
the table unless I tell you otherwise. I'll go hunting, fishing,
boozin, and card-playing when I want with my old buddies and
don't you give me a hard time about it. Those are my rules.
Any comments?"

His new bride said, "No, that's fine with me. Just understand
that there'll be sex here at seven o'clock every night - whether
you're here or not."