Cat Quotes

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"Managing senior programmers is like herding cats." --Dave Platt

"There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast." --Unknown

"Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have
never forgotten this." --Anonymous

"Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled
through snow." --Jeff Valdez

"In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats." --English proverb

"As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat." --Ellen Perry

"One cat just leads to another." --Ernest Hemingway

"Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to
you later." --Mary Bly

"Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good
many ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia."
--Joseph Wood Krutch

"People who hate cats, will come back as mice in their next life."
--Faith Resnick

"There are many intelligent species in the universe. They are all
owned by cats." --Anonymous

"I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats
is infinitely superior." --Hippolyte Taine

"There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and
cats." --Albert Schweitzer

"The cat has too much spirit to have no heart." --Ernest Menaul

"Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God."

"Time spent with cats is never wasted." --Colette

"Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask
for what you want." --Joseph Wood Krutch

"Cats aren't clean, they're just covered with cat spit."

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