The Moral of the story

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A grade school teacher gave the assignment to her class, that each
student should think of a story and then a moral for that story to share
with the class the next day. The following day the teacher asks for the
first volunteer to tell their story, and little Suzy raises her hand.

"My dad owns a farm and every Sunday we load the chicken eggs on the
truck and drive into town to sell them at the market. Well, one Sunday
we hit a big bump and all the eggs flew out of the basket and onto the
road." The teacher asks for the moral of the story and Suzy replies,
"Don't keep all your eggs in one basket."

Next little Lucy offers to tell her story Lucy, and she says, "Well my
dad owns a farm too and every weekend we take the chicken eggs and put
them in the incubator. Last weekend only 8 of the 12 eggs hatched." The
teacher asks for the moral of the story and Lucy replies, "Don't count
your eggs before they're hatched."

Finally it's little Johnny's turn and he says, "My uncle Ted fought in
the Vietnam war, and his plane was shot down over enemy territory. He
jumped out before it crashed with only a machine gun, a machete, and
case of beer. On the way down he drank the case of beer."

"Unfortunately, he landed right in the middle of 100 Vietnamese
soldiers. He shot 70 with his machine gun, but ran out of bullets, so
he pulled out his machete and killed 20 more. The blade on his machete
broke, so he killed the last ten with his bare hands."

The teacher looks in shock at Johnny and asks if there is possibly any
moral to his story and Johnny replies, "Don't mess with uncle Ted when
he's been drinking."

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