Modern Technology


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A traveling salesman checked into a futuristic motel. Realizing he
needed a haircut before his next day's meeting, he called down to the
desk clerk and asked if there was a barber on the premises. "I'm afraid
not, sir," the clerk told him apologetically, "but down the hall is a
special machine that should serve your purposes."

Skeptical but intrigued, the salesman located the appropriate machine,
inserted fifty cents, and stuck his head in the opening, at which time
the machine started to buzz and whirl. Fifteen seconds later the
salesman pulled out his head and surveyed his head in the mirror, which
reflected the best haircut he ever received in his life.

Down the hall was another machine with a sign that read, "Manicures -25
cents." "Why not," thought the salesman. He paid the money, inserted
his hands into the slot, and pulled them out perfectly manicured.

The next machine had a huge sign that read, "This Machine Provides What
Men Need Most When Away from Their Wives - cost 50 cents," The salesman
was embarrassed and looked both ways. Seeing nobody around he put in
fifty cents, then unzipped his pants and stuck his penis into the
opening - with great anticipation, since he had been away from his wife
for 2 weeks.

When the machine started buzzing, the guy let out a shriek of agony.
Fifteen seconds later it shut off and, with trembling hands, the
salesman was able to withdraw his penis which now had a button sewed on
the tip.





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