Rasin Bread

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A general store owner hires a young female clerk with a penchant for very
short skirts. One day a young man enters the store, glances at the clerk,
and glances at the loaves of bread behind the counter.

"I`d like some raisin bread, please," the man says politely.

The clerk nods and climbs up a ladder to reach the raisin bread, located
on the very top shelf. The man, standing almost directly beneath her, is
provided with an excellent view. As the clerk retrieves the bread, a small
group of male customers gather around the young man, looking in the same

Pretty soon each person is asking for raisin bread, just to see the clerk
climb up and down.

After a few trips the clerk is tired and irritated. She stops and fumes at
the top of the ladder, glaring at the men standing below. She notices an
elderly man standing amongst the throng. "Is yours raisin too?" the clerk
yells testily.

"No," croaks the feeble old man....

"But it`s startin` to twitch."

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