Embarrassed


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An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman went for a round of golf and
their wives went along as caddies.

While walking around the course the English man's wife caught her foot
in a rabbit hole, tripped up, and landed in a heap on the ground. Her
skirt was over her head revealing that she wasn't wearing any
knickers! The Englishman stormed over and angrily demanded a reason
for her state of undress.

"Well darling," she explained, "you give me so little allowance that I
have to make the odd sacrifice. Usually no one notices."

The Englishman thrusts his hand into his pocket and said, "Here's a
ten spot. Go to Mark's and Spencer's and get some knickers."

Two holes further along the Irish Man's wife caught her foot on a
molehill, tripped up and landed in a heap on the ground. Again her
skirt was up over her head revealing that she wasn't wearing any
knickers either! The Irish man was livid and he angrily demanded a
reason for her lack of undergarments.

"Well darling," she explained, "you give me so little allowance I
cannot afford to buy undergarments."

With that the Irish man thrust his hand into his pocket and said,
"Here's a five spot. Go to Woolworth's and get some knickers."

Three holes further on, the Scottish man's wife caught her foot on an
exposed root, tripped up and landed with her skirt over her head
revealing that even she wore no knickers! Her explanation to her
irate husband was the same as the others. Simply a lack of allowance.

The Scottish man thrust his hand into his pocket and said,
"Here's a comb. At least you can tidy yourself up a bit."






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