Lucky frog


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A man takes the day off work and decides to go out golfing. He is on the
second hole when he notices a frog sitting next to the green. He thinks
nothing of it and is about to shoot when he hears, "Ribbit. 9 Iron." The
man looks around and doesn't see anyone. "Ribbit. 9 Iron." He looks at the
frog and decides to prove the frog wrong, puts his other club away, and
grabs a 9 iron. Boom! He hits it 10 inches from the cup. He is shocked.
He says to the frog, "Wow that's amazing. You must be a lucky frog, eh?"
The frog replies, "Ribbit. Lucky frog." The man decides to take the frog
with him to the next hole. "What do you think frog?" the man asks. "Ribbit.
3 wood." The guy takes out a 3 wood and Boom! Hole in one. The man is
befuddled and doesn't know what to say. By the end of the day, the man
golfed the best game of golf in his life and asks the frog, "OK where to
next?" The frog replies, "Ribbit. Las Vegas." They go to Las Vegas and the
guy says, "OK frog, nowwhat?" The frog says, "Ribbit. Roulette." Upon
approaching the roulette table, the man asks, "What do you think I should
bet?" The frog replies, "Ribbit. $3000, black 6." Now, this is a
million-to-one shot to win, but after the golf game, the man figures what the
heck. Boom! Tons of cash come sliding back across the table. The man takes
his winnings and buys the best room in the hotel. He sits the frog down and
says, "Frog, I don't know how to repay you. You've won me all this money and
I am forever grateful." The frog replies, "Ribbit. Kiss me." The man
figures why not, since after all the frog did for him he deserves it. With a
kiss, the frog turns into a gorgeous 15-year-old girl. "And that, your honor,
is how the girl ended up in my room."








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