How's it feel to have a baby

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After going through Lamaze, Leboyer, and La Leche classes with his
expectant wife, the proud new father remained by his wife's bedside
throughout the labor and delivery. Wanting to be as sympathetic as
possible, he took his wife's hand afterward and said emotionally,
"Tell me how it was, darling, how it actually felt to give birth."

"OK, honey," his wife replied. "Smile as hard as you can."

Beaming down at his wife and newborn child, the man
followed her instructions. "That's not so hard."

She continued, "Now stick a finger in each corner of your mouth."

He obeyed, smiling broadly.

"Now stretch your lips as far as they will go," she went on.

"Still not too tough," he remarked.

"Right," she snapped. "Now pull them over your head."

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