New York flight


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On a plane bound for New York the flight attendant approached a blonde
sitting in the first class section and requested that she move to economy
since she did not have a first class ticket.

The blonde replied, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to New York and
I'm not moving."

Not wanting to argue with a customer the flight attendant asked the
co-pilot to speak with her. He went to talk with the woman asking her to
please move out of the first class section.

Again, the blonde replied, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to New
York and I'm not moving."

The copilot returned to the cockpit and asked the captain what should he
do.

The captain said, "I'm married to a blonde, and I know how to handle
this."

He went to the first class section and whispered in the blonde's ear. She
immediately jumped up and ran to the economy section mumbling to herself,
"Why didn't anyone just say so?"

Surprised, the flight attendant and the copilot asked what he said to her
that finally convinced her to move from her seat.

He said, "I told her the first class section wasn't going to New York."






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