The Wisdom of Youth

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Never give up because life gets harder as you get older. After
preschool the road of life keeps getting bumpier and bumpier and
bumpier. Angela Martin, age 11

Never blow in a cat's ear because if you do, usually after three or
four times, they will bite your lips! And they don't let go for at
least a minute. Lisa Coburn, age 9

Don't think life is easy, because when you get older it is hard work.
I used to think life was easy, now I have to do the dishes every
other day. Nick Coleman, age 9

Take risks. I mean, if you like this person and you don't know if
they like you, ask them out and see what happens. I liked this girl
and I asked her out. She said no and she hates me now, but I took
that risk. Bruce Wagner, age 13

A realist is more correct about things in life than an optimist. But
the optimist seems to have more friends and much more fun. Megan, age

When they broke open molecules, they found they were only stuffed
with atoms. But when they broke open atoms, they found them stuffed
with explosions.

When people run around and around in circles we say they are crazy.
When planets do it we say they are orbiting.

Rainbows are just to look at, not to really understand.

Someday we may discover how to make magnets that can point in any

Most books now say our sun is a star. But it still knows how to
change back into a sun in the daytime.

Water freezes at 32 degrees and boils at 212 degrees. There are 180
degrees between freezing and boiling because there are 180 degrees
between north and south.

A vibration is a motion that cannot make up its mind which way it
wants to go.

Many dead animals in the past changed to fossils while others
preferred to be oil.

Genetics explain why you look like your father and if you don't why
you should.

Vacuums are nothings. We only mention them to let them know we know
they're there.

Some oxygen molecules help fires burn while others help make water,
so sometimes it's brother against brother.

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