Who's in Charge


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One day the different parts of the body were having an argument to see
which should be in charge.

The brain said "I do all the thinking so I'm the most important and I
should be in charge."

The eyes said "I see everything and let the rest of you know where we
are, so I'm the most important and I should be in charge."

The hands said "Without me we wouldn't be able to pick anything up or
move anything. So I'm the most important and I should be in charge."

The stomach said "I turn the food we eat into energy for the rest of
you. Without me, we'd starve. So I'm the most important and I should
be in charge."

The legs said "Without me we wouldn't be able to move anywhere. So I'm
the most important and I should be in charge."

Then the rectum said "I think I should be in charge." All the rest of
the parts said "YOU?!? You don't do anything! You're not important!
You can't be in charge."

So the rectum closed up.

After a few days, the legs were all wobbly, the stomach was all
queasy, the hands were all shaky, the eyes were all watery, and the
brain was all cloudy. They all agreed that they couldn't take any more
of this and agreed to put the rectum in charge.

The moral of the story?

You don't have to be the most important to be in charge, just an
asshole.





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