May I Help

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A drunk was staggering down the main street of town. Somehow, he
managed to make it up the stairs to the cathedral and into the
building, where he crashed from pew to pew. He finally made his way
to a side aisle and into a confessional.

A priest had been observing the man's sorry progress. Figuring the
fellow was in need of some assistance, he proceeded to enter his
side of the confessional. His attention was rewarded only by a
lengthy silence. Finally he asked, "May I help you, my son?"

"I dunno." came the drunk's voice from behind the partition. "You
got any toilet paper on your side?"

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