That Old Time Religion


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In the middle of a forest, a hunter was suddenly confronted by a huge,
mean bear. In his fear, all attempts to shoot the bear were
unsuccessful. Finally he turned and ran as fast as he could.

He ran and ran and eventually wound up at the edge of a very steep
cliff. His hopes were fading fast.

Seeing no way out of his predicament, and with the bear closing in at
a rapid pace, he fell to his knees and prayed, "Dear God, PLEASE give
this bear some religion!"

The sky darkened and there was lightning in the air. Just a few feet
short of the hunter, the bear come to an abrupt stop, and glanced
around somewhat confused. Suddenly the bear looked up in to the sky
and said, "Thank you God, for the food I am about to receive."





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