Lucky Number

A 55 year old man who was born on May 5, has been married 5 years, has 5
children, and makes $55,555.55 a year. He strongly believes his lucky
number is 5.

One day he says, "What the hell?!" and he goes to the horsetrack. As luck
would have it there was a horse named 'Lucky Number 5.' Of course, he bets
$5,555.55 on horse 'Lucky Number 5.' He goes up into the bleachers and
sits in row number 5. 5 seconds later, the race starts. He says "Yes! I
can't lose! 5 is my lucky number!"

'Lucky Number 5' comes in 5th.

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