How much is that Barbie in the window?


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Ralph was driving home one evening when he suddenly realizes that it's his
daughter's birthday and he hasn't bought her a present.

He drives to the mall, runs to the toy store and says to the shop
assistant, "How much is that Barbie in the window?"

In a condescending manner, she says "Which Barbie?" She continues, "We
have Barbie Goes to the Gym for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Ball for
$19.95, Barbie Goes Shopping for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Beach for
$19.95, Barbie Goes Nightclubbing for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for
$265.00".

Ralph asks, "Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.00 when all the others are
only $19.95?"

"That's obvious," the sales lady says. "Divorced Barbie comes with Ken's
house, Ken's car, Ken's boat, Ken's furniture..."





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