The Honeymoon's over
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A couple returned from their honeymoon and it's obvious to everyone that
they are not talking to each other. The groom's best man takes him aside
and asks what is wrong.
"Well," replied the man "when we had finished making love on the first
night, as I got up to go to the bathroom I put a $50 bill on the pillow
"Oh, you shouldn't worry about that too much," said his friend. "I'm sure
your wife will get over it soon enough - she can't expect you to have been
saving yourself all these years!"
The groom nodded gently and said, "I don't know if I can get over this
though. She gave me $20 change!"