Just Driving Along

A truck driver frequently traveled through a small town where
there was a courthouse at the side of the road. Of course, there were
always lawyers walking along the road. The truck driver made it a
practice to hit any pedestrian lawyers with his truck as he sped by.

One day, he spotted a priest walking along the road and stopped
to give him a ride. A little further along, as he approached the
town, he spotted a lawyer walking along the side of the road.

Automatically, he veered his truck towards the lawyer, but...then he
remembered his passenger. He swerved back to the center, but he heard
a "whump" and in the rear view mirror he spotted the lawyer rolling
across the field.

He turned to the priest and said, "Father, I'm sure that I
missed that lawyer."

And the priest replied, "That's OK, my son, I got him with the
door."

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