Big ass

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John and his wife were working in their garden one day when John looks
over at his wife and says, "Your ass is getting really big. I bet your ass
is bigger than the barbecue." With that he proceeded to get a measuring tape
and measured the grill and then went over to where his wife was working and
measured his wife's bottom. "Yes, I was right, your ass is two inches wider
than the barbecue!!!"

The wife chose to ignore the husband. Later that night in bed John was
feeling a little frisky. He makes some advances towards his wife who
completely brushes him off.
"What's wrong?" he asks.
She answers, "Do you really think I'm going to fire up this big-ass
grill for one little weenie?"

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