One Liners


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Money doesn't bring you happiness,
but it enables you to look for it in more places.

Your conscience may not keep you from doing wrong,
but it sure keeps you from enjoying it.

Middle age is when broadness of the mind
and narrowness of the waist change places.

Misers aren't much fun to live with,
but they make great ancestors.

Be careful what rut you choose.
You may be in it the rest of your life.

The trouble with bucket seats is that not
everybody has the same size bucket.

When you see the handwriting on the wall,
you can bet you're in a public restroom.

Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.

The real reason you can't take it
with you is that it goes before you do.

Junk is something you throw away
three weeks before you need it.

Hospitality is making your guests feel
at home, even if you wish they were.

A closed mouth gathers no feet.

A man (or woman) who can smile when
things go wrong has found someone to blame it on.

A modern pioneer is a woman who can get through
a rainy Saturday with a television on the blink.

The world is full of willing people:
some willing to work and some willing to let them.

Money isn't everything....
there's credit cards, money orders,
and travelers checks.

Some people are like blisters. They don't
show up until the work is done.

A true friend is one that lets his grass
grow as tall as his neighbor's.

A baby-sitter is a teenager acting like an adult
while the adults are out acting like teenagers.

If you don't know where you're going,
you're never lost.

Experience is a wonderful thing.
It enables you to recognize a
mistake when you make it again.






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