The Gate is Broken


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St. Peter was checking the gate between Heaven and Hell and found a
broken hinge. He walked over to the pit and called to the devil. The
devil swaggers up out of the pit and says, "Yo man, whatta ya want."

St. Peter: "The hinge is broken and it's your turn to fix it."

The devil retorted, "Gee, I am a bit busy and don't have anyone
to spare for the job right now."

St. Peter got angry. "Look we have an agreement, and it's your
turn to fix the gate."

The Devil responded, "Sorry Pete, it's our peak season and there
just isn't anyone available for this."

St. Peter turned red and exclaimed, "Ok, if that's the way you
want it, we'll sue."

A big grin broke out on the devil's face. "Oh ya, and just where
are you going to find a lawyer?"





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