Deaf Newlyweds


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Two deaf people get married. During the first week of
marriage, they find that they are unable to communicate
in the bedroom when they turn off the lights because
they can't see each other using sign language. After
several nights of fumbling around and misunderstandings,
the wife decides to find a solution. "Honey," she signs,
"Why don't we agree on some simple signals? For instance,
at night, if you want to have sex with me, reach over
and squeeze my left breast one time. If you don't want
to have sex, reach over and squeeze my right breast
one time." The husband thinks this is a great idea and
signs back to his wife, "Great idea, Now if you want
to have sex with ME, reach over and pull on my penis
one time. If you don't want to have sex, reach over
and pull on my penis......fifty times!"






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